“Yun Qinghan, try hiding again and see what happens.” Gu Ran’s demonic aura wound around my waist. “Believe me, I’ll kiss you right in front of the livestream cameras.”
I wiped my sword without changing expression. “Under Article 3 of the Cultivation World’s Anti-Harassment Ordinance, you should be confined for three hundred years.”
Yet the Affection System in my sea of consciousness was sounding the alarm like crazy: Warning! Spiritual energy backlash in fifteen minutes!
Me: “...Come here. I’ll give you candy.”
Gu Ran: “? Have you finally gone crazy?”
The entire cultivation world ships me with my archenemy, while all I want is to write One Hundred Ways to Kill Your Dao Companion. Then I saw the shadow in his inner demon’s illusion, crying and begging me not to leave.
Later, I tied a sword tassel around his wrist in front of everyone. His ears turned red as he sneered, “So now you know how to suck up to me?”
Me: “Shut up. Make another sound and you’re sleeping in the Immortal-Slaying Formation tonight.”
#MyArchenemyActsWorseThanADemonCultivatorMakingPills# #SoWhyIsTheAffectionValueGoingThroughTheRoof# #TheDaoistChiefKeepsDoingTheSweetestThingsInTheColdestTone#
★ A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted top × an arrogant, innocent bottom
★ Affection System: The whole internet ships us, and I level up
★ Livestream and forum-style chapters, with an off-the-charts joke density
★ When the cultivation world’s top-tier star is forced to play along, he discovers they’ve been secretly in love with each other all along
