Fake County Magistrate, Grab a Female Emperor as a Bodyguard

Lu Chuan: "Xiao Wu, go sweep the floor." Empress: "... Yes." Lu Chuan: "Xiao Wu, help me approve my memorial." Empress: "... Okay." Lu Chuan: "Xiao Wu, we have no money. How about you go kill the bandits on the hill next door and get some funds?" The empress silently drew her sword. Later, on the dragon chair, she smiled like a flower: "Ai Qing, do you think this dragon chair looks like the 'mountain' you asked me to conquer?"