I traveled through time and became a little thief who was beaten to death by Lu Lingqi's halberd. I opened my eyes and was about to be beheaded.
System activation: "Historical beauty detected, turn on the deduction function!"
I died nine times after ten deductions, and the last one actually asked me to confess my love?
I bit the bullet and shouted: "Girl! I am a flower picker who specializes in picking thorny roses like yours!"
Lu Lingqi was ashamed and angry, so I took the opportunity to propose a test of literary, Taoist and military tactics.
A physical lever held her down with one finger, and the nine-year compulsory poem copying made her blush and her heart beat.
Finally, I leaned close to her ear: "Your father is about to be tricked by Wang Yun into killing Dong Zhuo..."
She begged for mercy on the spot: "Sir, teach me how to break the situation!"
The next day, I used my Shanxi accent to fool Diao Chan: "Madam, I am your finger-to-heart husband!"
Diao Chan's eyes were filled with tears: "My husband traveled across mountains and rivers to find me, how can I let him down?"
Me: "... Actually, I lied to you."
She tightened her grip on my sleeves: "Husband must be saying this because he is afraid of injuring me!"
Come on, why do these beauties from the Three Kingdoms all love self-guided strategies?
