My Girlfriend Blew up a Star, I Lied and Said It Was Fireworks

[Urban High Martial Arts] + [Pretend to be a Pig and Eat a Tiger] + [Invincible] + [Di Hua] + [Love] + [Easy and Funny] Just when I moved in with my school beauty girlfriend, she almost exploded a miniature sun on the balcony! My name is Lin Mo. I look like an ordinary college student on the surface, but in fact I am burdened with ninety-nine divine chain shackles, and my power is ninety-nine percent sealed. And my girlfriend Su Niannian, with a mind as simple as a three-year-old child, can trigger natural disasters at will. She is a walking humanoid nuclear bomb, codenamed "Returner"! The whole world is looking for her, trying to control her or destroy her. And I am her only "safety valve". Only by being close to her will my shackles loosen; only by holding her will her destructive instincts be appeased. She is responsible for being innocent and destroying the world. I was responsible for cleaning up the mess, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. "Report! A black hole reaction has occurred in the target area!" "Don't panic, that's because my girlfriend wants to taste the sweetness of the starry sky." "Alert! A certain chaebol building has been razed to the ground!" "Calm down, it's my girlfriend who thinks that building blocks her from watching the sunset." When the gods descend, all races invade, and the world's strongest become desperate. I gently hugged her in my arms: "Niannian, do you want to see a grand fireworks?" The next second, the universe trembled!