Harry Potter: Wood! The AI Won’t Let Me Kiss You!

[Oliver Wood x Delia Ross (original female character) Ⅰ 1v1 Ⅰ sweetest little romance Ⅰ mutual pining]

[A few canon characters, some original characters, set after graduation]

[A Voldemort-free world, but with Tom Riddle as Minister for Magic]

[A short story expected to be 100,000 words]

[OOC warning]

The story begins after Wood graduates. Delia goes with her friends to watch the Quidditch World Cup, where she spots the rather charming Wood on the field. She falls for him at first sight and takes the initiative to pursue him.

Alas, her heart was set on Wood, while Wood had eyes only for Quidditch.

Even after they officially become a couple, Wood still loves Quidditch more than anything!

Furious, Delia decides to take matters into her own hands: get him into bed first, then make it official, sleep with him and break up afterward. But then a strange thing suddenly appears in her mind.

“Sorry, I don’t understand your instruction. Please describe it in more detail.”

“Understood. Romance plotline deleted.”

Delia: ?

Well, damn, it’s sent her right back to the start of the romance.

No matter. She can pursue him all over again.

“I’ve genuinely, sincerely, truly liked you for a long time, Oliver,” Delia confesses, all tenderness and affection.

Wood: “What are you talking about, Daisy?”

“Too many adjectives. AI probability detection is too high. Generation prohibited.”

Delia: Screw you. Voldemort, you’re the real Chosen One. Come give my brain an Avada Kedavra.

(Actually, it’s a Voldemort-free setting. The only Tom Riddle here is a handsome version nearing his twilight years.)