Chen Mo, the king programmer, died suddenly from overwork, but turned into an abandoned son of a demon cultivator in the world of immortality, who just wanted to fish in safety. But he soon discovered that this world of immortality was actually a "cosmic black-hearted company":
· Cultivation = being a biological battery, calamity = KPI assessment, ascension = obtaining eternal "blessings".
Just when he was about to lie down completely, he accidentally encountered a super BUG [Time Slot Cocoon] that could not be deleted by the system. The ability is to suspend time, but the price is that you must fill out an "Abnormal Time Use Application Form" with your mind!
From then on, his painting style was completely subverted:
· During the duel, pause the time to tie the flying sword with a bow;
· When in danger, spray "chaos code" to make the elder hold the alchemy furnace and call mother;
· The system sent an anti-virus panda, and he made an application and turned it into a union beast.
When the company's "formatted" audit came, Chen Mo was completely angry! He teamed up with a group of strange partners - a muscular monk who dreamed of opening a gym, and a bankrupt swordsman who delivered food with a flying sword - to establish the "Battery Rights Protection Union".
They hacked into the system and changed the KPI to "daily steps", sending the entire cultivating world into a joyous rampage; they used a PPT full of nonsense to bring down the cold assessor robot.
In the end, faced with the temptation of "formal preparation" from the company's boss, Chen Mo took out a PPT that shined with code:
"Boss, stop making excuses. Your company now belongs to all of us as the 'battery'."
This is a hilarious counterattack that uses fishing to fight oppression and subverts the rules with workplace wisdom!
