Transmigrated into the CS Universe: My Girlfriend Megan Is Weird

Where’s the promised American sweetheart?

I woke up to find I’d transmigrated into Family Guy. Not only am I Peter Griffin’s neighbor, I’ve also managed to win over my dream girl, Meg. I’m living the American sweetheart life, surrounded by beautiful women, when I gradually realize something is off... Meg keeps looking at me more and more like I’m a steak.

Then one night, I hear the sound of a knife being sharpened in the kitchen. Meg’s sweet voice rings out over the scraping blade:

“Tell me... isn’t human liver best served with red wine?”