Siheyuan: From Silly Zhu to a God Through Pay-to-Win!

He Yuzhu, a 21st-century food blogger, worked himself to the bone preparing a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast, then transmigrated into the 1960s as “Silly Zhu,” who was in the middle of being denounced. A stolen chicken? Being made the scapegoat? Moral blackmail? Faced with the “beasts” filling the courtyard, He Yuzhu just smiles. [Ding! The Emotion Exchange System has been activated!] He harvests “anger” from Jia Zhangshi, scrapes off “jealousy” from Xu Damao, and squeezes “helplessness” out of hypocrites... Negative emotions are his “pay-to-win” currency! “What? You’re still scheming over a pound of cornmeal? Sorry, I just got an Australian lobster from my latest blind box.” “A Forever-brand bicycle is a rare find? I’ll build one myself from spare parts. How’s that feel?” “Want to suck me dry? Take a look at my forty-meter-long ledger first!” This is the story of a transmigrator who turns the Siheyuan into an “emotional leek farm,” opens blind boxes with his “pay-to-win” currency, and rises from the “Silly Zhu” everyone can bully to the influential “Master He” who stirs up the world! You beasts, ready to contribute your emotional KPIs to my wonderful life?