Cheng Mo was thrown into a horror game and was bound to the [Funny Man System] at the beginning.
While others trembled in front of the ghosts, he was seriously thinking about how to tell a funny joke.
A resentful spirit seeking life? He handed over the hair growth lotion with his backhand: "Sister, your hair quality is so bad, you are very resentful, right?"
Zombie massacre? He set up the barbecue: "Old fellows, today we will have a hard time grilling thousand-year-old bacon!"
When the ancient god of destruction comes and everyone is desperate and waiting to die——
Cheng Mo silently took out the speaker and cleared his throat:
"Family members, let's perform a unique trick today. In three sentences, I made the evil god spend 8 million merits for me..."
The evil god's tentacles froze in mid-air.
All players & live broadcast room audience: "???"
Later, a rule of survival spread in the infinite world:
"If you see a man in the dungeon who strikes up conversations and talks nonsense——"
"Run! He's not joking, he's giving CPR to the ghost!"
