[Fantasy + Showing Off + Face-Slapping + Comedy]
After transmigrating to another world, Xie Tian had had enough of his previous life as a corporate grunt. To avoid ever having to work hard again, he directly acknowledged the Heavenly Dao of this world as his father.
From then on, the Heavenly Dao’s prestige began to plummet.
“Heaven above, I, Xie Tian, swear that the banner in my hands is absolutely the Human Emperor’s Banner, and not some so-called Banner of the Human Emperor.” Xie Tian pointed two fingers at the sky and spoke with utter conviction. But when everyone else saw the black aura rising from the banner, they fell silent.
“Heaven above, I, Xie Tian, definitely didn’t steal the sect’s supreme treasure. If I did, may my entire family perish!” Xie Tian said, hands behind his back, without a trace of shame on his face.
The sect elders and sect master looked at the Xuanyuan Sword behind Xie Tian, radiating the aura of the Dao, and fell silent too.
“Heaven above, I, Xie Tian...”
“Heaven above, I am absolutely not Xie Tian. If I’m lying, may my soul scatter!” Xie Tian swore solemnly as his enemies surrounded him.
In the end, everyone looked at the portrait of Xie Tian in their hands and fell silent once more.
