My name is Liu Shoucai, and my Taoist name is "Three Worlds" - worldly mind, worldly eyes, and worldly body. Master said that I was born to enter the world of mortals, so he threw the dilapidated Qingfeng Temple to me and wandered away on my own.
As the only "certified" Taoist priest within a ten-mile radius, my main job is fortune-telling, drawing talismans and catching ghosts, and my side job is... Looking at beautiful women. There is no other way, who made Pindao's eyes specialize in attracting peach blossoms?
The 20-year-old innocent school beauty was entangled in red clothes, crying and calling for my personal protection;
The thirty-year-old glamorous CEO got into trouble and knocked on my Taoist temple door in the middle of the night, insisting that I go to her house to "stay in charge";
Even Hu Sanmei, a horse-drawing fairy from the northeast, came to my door with a mahogany sword and said she wanted to "discuss Taoism" with me. As a result, the sword was not unsheathed and her ears turned red first;
Not to mention the goddaughter of the judge of the underworld, who accidentally seduced the wrong soul. In order to make amends, she gave me "special offerings from the underworld" snacks every day...
They said that I was smooth-tongued and not like a Taoist priest; I said that they were duplicitous, because they were obviously impressed by the "charm" of a poor Taoist.
When I was drawing talisman, I had to guard against beauties peeking at my side face. When I was catching ghosts, I had to keep in mind the way the girls were so scared that they would crawl into my arms. Even when I went to the underworld, there were female ghosts with blushing faces who stuffed my sachet - there was nothing I could do, who could let a poor man have good business skills and good looks?
But the jade pendant left by the master was always hot. Hu Sanmei said that this was a misfortune for me, not luck.
I touched the jade pendant and laughed: It doesn't matter whether it's calamity or luck, as long as it's a beautiful woman... Pindao took it!
Look at me, the "three secular" Taoist priest, with my left hand drawing talismans to suppress evil spirits, and my right hand holding a rope to attract beautiful women, and I have to calculate all the romantic debts in the yin and yang worlds one by one!
