My name is Liu Shoucai, and my Taoist name is “Three Vulgarities”: a vulgar heart, vulgar eyes, and a vulgar body. My master said I was born to venture into the mortal world, so he dumped the dilapidated Qingfeng Temple on me and went off to wander the land.
As the only “licensed” Taoist within ten miles, my main job is fortune-telling, drawing talismans, and catching ghosts. My side job is… checking out beautiful women. What can I say? These eyes of mine are magnets for romance.
A pure, twenty-year-old campus beauty was targeted by a red-clad demon and begged me to protect her day and night;
A thirty-year-old ice-cold CEO encountered something supernatural and knocked on my temple door in the middle of the night, insisting I go to her home and “hold the fort”;
Even Hu Sanmei, a spirit medium from the northeast, showed up with a peachwood sword, claiming she wanted to “test her Taoist skills” against mine. But before she even drew her sword, her ears had already turned red;
And then there’s the goddaughter of a judge from the underworld. She accidentally took the wrong soul, and to make amends, she brings me “underworld-exclusive” snacks every day…
They say I’m slick-tongued and don’t seem like a Taoist. I say they protest too much, when clearly they’ve fallen for my “charm.”
When drawing talismans, I have to watch out for beautiful women sneaking glances at my profile. When catching ghosts, I have to make room for girls to dive into my arms in fright. Even when I make a trip to the underworld, female ghost enforcers blush and slip me sachets. What can I say? I’m good at my job, and easy on the eyes.
But the jade pendant my master left me keeps growing hot. Hu Sanmei says that means I’m facing a romantic calamity, not good fortune.
I rub the pendant and grin. “Calamity or fortune, if it involves beautiful women… I’m in!”
Watch this “Three Vulgarities” Taoist subdue evil ghosts with talismans in one hand and win over beauties with the other, settling every romantic debt between the worlds of the living and the dead!
