A tech whiz is kidnapped and taken to northern Myanmar. His anti-scam livestream sets the world ablaze!
On my 210th day in a scam compound in northern Myanmar, I typed the final line of code.
The next second, a missile precisely destroyed the compound’s headquarters. I’d used satellite coordinates to write a “distress signal.”
The government recruits me, and enemies hunt me across the globe.
So I start a livestream. In front of eight million viewers, I:
Use a missile’s flight path as proof of my proposal, then put a copper-wire ring on my girlfriend’s finger amid the ruins;
Use blockchain to lock down 300 million in ill-gotten gains, then turn the flames of burning crypto in space into wedding fireworks.
The whole internet goes wild shipping us: “I’m locking this couple in! Criminals as the bride price!”
Just as we’re settling into a quiet little city and getting ready to have a child, the thermal sensor suddenly goes off:
The “Quantum Phantom” mainframe controlling the global underworld is running right across the hall from my home.
Our neighbor smiles, holding a fruit basket. “Congratulations on the pregnancy. Would you like some prenatal music?”
I look down at my wife’s suddenly cold copper ring and smile.
All right. This time, let’s go big:
We’ll blow the boss’s lair into a nursery.
Positive energy, good-looking ❤️