At Tianfeng Sect, I have two identities.
By day, I’m Lu Yuanqing, the mine-cleaning worker everyone can bully.
By night, I’m the mysterious glutton who sends the entire abandoned mining district’s “Turbidity Index” plummeting.
At the Myriad Treasures Pavilion, I also have two identities.
On the surface, I’m the “Senior Waste Disposal Consultant” hired at a high salary by Pavilion Master Jin Buhuan.
In secret, I’m the only man who can see “negative value,” turning the entire cultivation world’s system of appraisal upside down.
In the eyes of the Righteous Alliance, I’m a walking contradiction.
They think I’m a Body-Tempering prodigy, naturally attuned to turbidity but not too bright.
They don’t know that the “miracle” they boast about for half the year after every annual Dust-Cleansing Festival is actually just me burping from a thousand miles away.
Alliance Leader Li Xuanyi: “The heavenly secrets show that the power of purification comes from the word ‘eat’? What does that mean?”
(Me, at that moment: Burp~ Another day filled to the brim with trash~)
The Divine Calculator can’t see through me, the Pill Emperor can’t figure me out, and even the lofty Dragon Clan fears the “mountain of trash” I’ve stockpiled.
Only Su Qingyue looks at me and asks with a complicated expression, “Who are you, really?”
I smile.
“Me? I’m just an environmentalist passing through, and while I’m at it... I’m getting ready to melt down this rotten world and remake it.”
