I’m a dragon, and from the start, I choose to lie flat!
I transmigrated into a dragon. While everyone else started out as an invincible dragon, I was a total weakling. Watching my kin fight and brawl every day, I fell into deep thought.
What’s the point of fighting when it only creates bad blood? Isn’t lying around and living forever much better?
So, under the scornful gazes of the entire dragon clan, I quietly pulled out the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls. Dragon cultivation techniques? Too tiring. Breathing lightning? Too hard on the throat. Instead, I summoned a bunch of ghosts to serve as my minions, and from then on began a carefree life with milk tea in one hand and potato chips in the other.
My dream was simple: a small patch of land and sleeping until I woke naturally. But my minions wouldn’t hear of it. They were always trying to conquer an empire for me.
Then one day, human cultivators smashed down my palace gates. A female sword immortal pointed her sword at me and cried out in anguish, “Evil dragon! You’re surrounded. Surrender now!”
With a snack between my teeth, I looked at the army of demonic cultivators, ghosts, and monsters behind me, which had somehow grown to a million strong, and was utterly bewildered.
“Um... If I said I just wanted to be a quiet homebody dragon, would you believe me?”
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