Su Nian transmigrates into a dating-show novel as a drama queen side character, and the System forces her to act like a lovesick puppy.
She immediately calls the anti-fraud hotline. “Hello! I’d like to report a PUA System operating without a license!”
The System: “??? My CPU is fried!”
From then on, things go completely off the rails.
Her top-tier star ex-husband makes a heartfelt confession: “Su Nian, how am I supposed to live without you?”
She instantly launches an online class. “Ladies, here’s a practical breakdown of ‘confessions that guilt-trip you.’ Tuition is just 9.98!”
When the production team maliciously edits the footage, she releases audio of the director begging her to “keep the script from falling apart,” and the clip goes viral.
When the entertainment industry’s power players band together to blacklist her, she opens a “Scam-Busting Agency,” helping people spot jerks, turn the tables, and tear up their scripts. Business gets so good that customers need to enter a lottery for appointments.
Her ex-husband clutches his salary card and sobs. “Nian Nian, I’ll hand over everything I own. Please renew my contract as your ‘ex-husband’!”
Su Nian glances at him. “Sorry, our new policy says no discounts for anyone surnamed Fu or for dogs.”
