The small owner of a barbecue stall in Guanzhong exchanged a string of kidneys for Emperor Qin's blood jade; after taking a mouthful of dragon marrow, he saw gods at night, and turned himself into a national dragon-veined human flesh switch. From the blood tree of Lishan Mountain to the sacred tree of Qinling Mountains, he blew up the candles, cloned himself, and broadcast his own burial. He used barbecue iron skewers to string together two thousand years of myths, and also strung together a one-million-word dragon-veined escape. ——No system, no cultivation, just relying on an ancestral formula to turn tomb robbers into fireworks in the Guanzhong Plain!
