I Just Came to Steal a Chicken, Why Did I Become an Immortal on the Spot?

My name is Hu Xiaocui, and I am a red fox practicing seriously in Changbai Mountain. Why become an immortal? Hey, forget it! I was so hungry that day that I wanted to go to the village to "advance" a chicken, but the chicken was not stolen and I almost set the village on fire! Rolling and crawling to put out the fire, guess what? There was a "ding-dong" sound in the sky, and a loud voice from Northeast China announced: I am full of merit and have ascended from the same spot! I wonder if this heaven is full of fairy spirit, and the gods are all aloof? As soon as I arrived at Nantianmen, the gatekeeper looked at me, opened his mouth and said: "Oh my God, new here? Are you just sitting there doing nothing? Come over and register!" I was so worried at that time - how could the character of a god collapse faster than my chicken-stealing plan? Only when I arrived did I realize that these gods all looked aloof and cold, and they were all jerks when they opened their mouths! Yue Lao tugged on the red thread and chatted with you: "Daughter, your marriage thread is like a twist, I will straighten it for you!" Taishang Laojun finished refining the elixir, and asked you with his hands: "Would you like some of the newly made Gangbang Qi-tonifying elixir? It's great!" Even the handsome Erlang Shen, who was so anxious, said: "What are you looking at? Do you believe me to let the dog go?" Now I am leading this group of gods with northeastern accents to travel around the three realms. Demonic invasion? Don't worry, arrange a chat with them first, there's nothing a barbecue can't solve! So you ask, what is going on in heaven? I don't understand it either! But I know that here, there is no need to pretend, no need to be pretentious, and living a real and open life is the best practice.