After I fell in love with the Empress at first sight, I suddenly became a full-level boss.
But I think it's more interesting to pretend to be crazy and act stupid to chase your wife.
So——
She was assassinated, and I "slid my feet" to help her send all the assassins away.
She was forced into the palace, and my "trembling hands" shook the rebel leader into a sieve.
Everyone thought she had raised a little piece of trash and advised her to throw it away quickly.
Until the giants of the Immortal Sect came upon me, I yawned and leveled three thousand miles with one sword.
In the dead silence of the whole place, the empress silently carried me back to the palace and closed the door: "Tell me, what kind of god are you? You have lied to me for so long, how do you plan to compensate me?"
I blinked my big innocent eyes: "Compensate... I will compensate you for myself, okay?"
