In the Prehistoric Era, I, the Incarnation of Heaven, Was Treated as a Fool at the Beginning

In ancient times, people only wanted to show off, but their strength did not allow it! The protagonists of other prehistoric novels are all practicing hard, seizing treasures, and attaining enlightenment, but I just want to show off. However, turning over while sleeping can create a spiritual vein that is millions of miles long; I complained about "so boring", and the Three Thousand Laws automatically evolved for me to have fun; The saints were beaten to death by a burst of purple energy, but I used it to prop up the legs of the table because I thought it was too disturbing. The fake Taoist ancestor is acting around me every day to trick me, and the mysterious Qi Ling girl is peeping at me every day to figure me out... Please, don't bother me! I just want to be a quiet and ordinary handsome boy. What should I have for dinner tonight?