I Started Livestreaming Sales, Then Turned Around and Equipped Earth With...

Bankrupt from the start, with no one watching my livestream sales.

I awakened a God-Tier System that can magically modify anything!

I added a [perpetual motion machine] attribute to a one-yuan lighter!

I made a ten-yuan thermos capable of holding the sun!

One push on a fifty-yuan bicycle, and it flies across the whole city!

Viewers: “Streamer, my toilet's clogged. Can you upgrade it?”

“No problem! A [spatial-folding] toilet that flushes straight into another dimension, just ninety-nine yuan for the whole thing!”

Physicists wept: “His inventions have set physics back five hundred years!”

Military brass were stunned: “Quick! Get him to upgrade our fighter jets!”

Now the whole world is going wild over my inventions.