Dongfang Bubai's embroidery needles blast an alien battleship to smithereens, while Sun Wukong whips out his Golden Cudgel and turns it into an orbital cannon;
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing join forces to cast a forbidden water spell, drowning the Trisolarans' home planet in an instant;
Tianshan Tonglao gives a cold laugh and unleashes the Beiming Divine Skill to devour a black hole;
Yuanshi Tianzun quietly pulls out his phone. “Fellow Daoists, the latest mission is up: meeting in five minutes. Don't be late.”
A mortal boy silently raises his hand. “Um... before you start fighting, could you take down those illegal structures in the sky?”
The gods turn around and see a sign hanging prominently over the Southern Heavenly Gate: “Milky Way Demolition Office.”
It turns out saving the world starts with paying the property fees.
