Delta: Did You Lick the NPC as Your Wife?

Let me talk about the conclusion first: I seem to have turned a tactical competitive game into a harem development + mythical war. I obtained the [All Things Bond System] and can hear the voices of everything in the game. I thought it was a god-level plug-in, but it turned out—— Scene 1: I want to lick a bag. As a result, the medical NPC that fell out of the bag blinked at me: "Brother, are you my Master?" Enemy team: "??? Can this skin still talk?" Scenario 2: I want to pick up a gun. As a result, the M4 cried and said to me: "Don't use me, I'm afraid of pain! The Voldemort at three o'clock has a silencer, go and grab it from him!" Me: (silently takes out a grenade) Voldemort who was killed by the bomb: "I'm not, I didn't, who did you listen to?!" Scenario 3: I want to drive a car. As a result, the armed helicopter "Yuluan" sent a heartfelt message: "Master, please control me! I will smooth everything for you!" Game official: "Holy shit! Why did this helicopter take off on its own?!" From then on, I took care of my wife when others were eating chicken, and I chatted with the equipment when others were using guns. No, system, please be more serious! I want you to lick my bag, but what do you mean by making me my NPC wife? !