My name is Chen Mo, and just like my name suggests, I wanted to quietly inherit my family’s shabby funeral parlor and coast through life.
Then I burned the wrong ancestral paper offering and accidentally activated the “KPI System for the Living and the Dead.”
From then on, my life became “fulfilling” and “explosive.”
In the world of the living, I run a funeral service company offering all-in-one packages, specializing in sending off anyone who won’t go quietly.
In the underworld, I moonlight as a ghost officer. The Underworld assigns me tasks, and if I fail, it deducts from my lifespan!
Other shopkeepers compete for sales. I compete with the clock on my life. The King of Hell holds my ledger of life and death and nags me every day: “Xiao Chen, you’re still three hundred short of this month’s quota for capturing evil ghosts. Ox-Head and Horse-Face next door have already exceeded theirs. Pick up the pace!”
So by day, I arrange funerals for the living, and by night, I do “ideological work” with evil ghosts. I can bribe ghost officers with paper money, race past vengeful spirits in a paper luxury car, and even the underworld keeps urging me to release the latest paper iPhone.
I thought this was just the miserable life of someone working two jobs. Then, after I personally sent off an ancient evil god, I discovered that it had all been part of a vast conspiracy that could overturn the Three Realms... And this little “Funeral King” of mine might be the only piece on the board capable of flipping the table.
