Help! All My Patients Are Vengeful Ghosts!

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[Traditional Chinese Medicine + Supernatural + Misunderstandings + Hilarious + Read It or Die]

In the middle of the night, someone knocked on the clinic door.

A headless ghost walked in, set its head on the table, and said:

“Doctor, my neck hurts. Can you take a look?”

Me: “...”

Other exorcists see a ghost and shout, “You vile demon! I can tell at a glance that you’re no human!”

I see a ghost and say, “Buddy, your forehead looks dark, and your yin energy is too heavy. These are signs of kidney deficiency!”

While other clinics are still using peachwood swords and black-dog blood to enforce the law by brute force,

I’ve already started realigning the necks of hanged ghosts,

using cupping to dispel the dampness in water ghosts,

and prescribing digestive tablets to starved ghosts.

Later, a legend spread throughout the supernatural world:

There’s a miracle doctor in the urban village who treats every kind of ghost, curing them with a single dose.

Countless Ghost Kings queue up for appointments, all hoping to hear me say:

“Don’t be afraid. I can cure what ails you!”