Reborn as a Simp? Take It Up with My Armor!

On the surface, I’m a backup option who’s been dumped by several campus beauties. In reality, I’m a System owner, the Armor Hero’s top guy, Tony Stark’s best friend, and Uncle Jiu’s half-trained apprentice...

When my campus-beauty ex publicly throws my things into the trash and says, “Just looking at you makes me sick!”

I turn away meekly, completely unfazed inside.

That night, she’s surrounded by thugs, and I drop in from the sky, taking them down with one kick each.

She clings to my leg, eyes sparkling: “You’re a hero! Can I get your contact info?”

Me: ... (I silently transform back and walk away.)

By day, she hits me hard. By night, she’s devoted to me. It’s great.

When Lin Feng, my unrequited love, shows off his sports car in public and mocks me while holding my ex: “Loser, you’ll never be able to afford one!”

I keep quiet, turn around, and head straight to the garage to pick up a Pagani.

That night, he turns out to be the villain’s leader, so I transform and grind him into the ground.

He cries out in terror: “Who are you?!”

Me, with my foot on his face: “A loser you can’t afford to mess with.”

Seriously, can you all pick a single attitude? You’re making me feel like I’ve got multiple personalities!

System: “No, Host, if you keep doing this, you’ll split me in two as well!”

What kind of person pulls a belt out from behind their back?

And I’m just an ordinary slice-of-life city System. Can you stop dragging me into so many supernatural incidents?!