Reborn as a Licking Dog? Talk to My Armor!

On the surface, I am a backup who was dumped by some school beauties, but in fact I am the system owner, the armor talker, Tony Stark's best friend, and Uncle Ninth's half-assed apprentice... My ex-girlfriend, who was the school beauty, threw my old things into the trash can in public: "I feel sick when I see you!" I turned around humbly, feeling completely unmoved. At night, she was surrounded by gangsters, and I fell from the sky, one by one. She hugged my legs and her eyes were full of stars: "Hero! Leave your contact information!" Me: ...(Silently transform and walk away) She was hitting me hard during the day, and she was all over me at night, which was great. … When Bai Yueguang Lin Feng showed off his sports car in public, he hugged my ex-girlfriend and taunted me: "Trash, I will never be able to afford it in my life!" I lowered my head and said nothing, turned around and went to the garage to pick up a Pagani. At night, he turned out to be the villain leader. I transformed and pushed him to the ground and rubbed him. He shouted in horror: "Who the hell are you?!" Me (stomping his face with my foot): "A piece of trash you can't afford to mess with." No, can you unify your attitude? It makes me very schizophrenic! System: No, host, if you do this, I will also split! Whose good host took out his belt from behind? Also, I am just an ordinary urban daily system. Can you not let me come into contact with so many supernatural events? ! !