After Zhao Kuangyin hosted a banquet to strip his generals of their military command, I descended from the sky in imperial robes.
The court officials drew their swords and roared, “Usurper! Traitor!”
I calmly pulled out the Handbook for Barefoot Doctors and the Guide to Militia Military Training, then smiled faintly. “Your Majesty, would you like to try modern management and cutting-edge technology?”
From military reform to an economic boom, the Great Song grew stronger by the day.
Until one day, Zhao Kuangyin stared at a world map in deep thought. “My dear subject, that intercontinental missile you mentioned last time... can it reach Europe?”
