The day I was born, the supernatural returned, and ghosts roamed the night.
I awakened the Divine Transformation System, and suddenly my body was home to a hundred million deities.
When I ran into Chu Renmei and the Pen Fairy, I transformed into the mighty Dragon-Slaying Fahai and made them help me cultivate!
When Sadako crawled out of the TV and Kayako emerged from the shadows, I transformed into Sun Wukong and calmly took a drag on my cigarette. “Only one of you gets to live…”
When dealing with evil Taoist cultivators, I transformed into Jiang Chen. You really think glutinous rice will work on me, the progenitor of all zombies?
With thousand-year-old ghost kings and ten-thousand-year-old demons running rampant, I transformed into the Buddha. “I just want to beat you all to death, or be beaten to death by you.”
