"The system forced me to wear a skirt, but I became the crush of the entire Internet!"
——A straight man who never even held a girl's hand in his previous life. When he opened his eyes and dressed up as a delivery girl in a yellow robe, the system threatened him: If he doesn't deliver orders for 24 hours, he will shut down his phone on the spot!
So he stepped on Hentiangao, painted himself in male-cutting colors, and raced all the way:
Helping students climb over the wall to deliver fried rice, giving "coke shakes + green paper ghost coins" to scumbags, playing a live broadcast of a horror movie in the toilet to scare five-star reviews, and wrapping a colleague's puppy into a bow tie.
It only took one live broadcast for the audience to go from "The cross-dressing guy is so fucked" to "My wife's gender is too tight".
Platform: Sister, the signing bonus is eight figures, come back!
Xiao Leng: No, if I really earn 20,000 yuan a day, I still have to go home and unplug my brother's Internet cable.
## #Laugh until the neighbor knocks on the door and warns# # Deliveryman, she is really delivering cheats#
Reader comments
I always feel like this plot seems familiar. Have you seen it before?
I always feel like this plot seems familiar. Have you seen it before?