At the Beginning, Kaidan Niang Turned Me into an S-Class Containment Object?

[Cognitive Distortion] + [Sex Change/Remarriage] + [National Team] + [Strong Alliance] + [Life and Death Binding] The whole world is being massacred by [Ghost Stories of Rules]. I, Lin Feng, started with an unsolvable S-level game - [Silent Campus], the rule is "If you speak out, you will die." Others are scared to death, but my golden finger wakes up: I can change the monsters and talk about the underlying rules! With a stroke of the pen, "no sound" → "no no cute sounds"! In the end, I survived, but I became the loli Lin Su with silver hair and red eyes - and two more lumps of soft flesh on my chest? ! Qin Lu, the "King of Hell" from the Monster Management Bureau, came to the door and handed over a red-headed document: "You are an S-class protected object, specially recruited into the army, and your mission is to deal with the monsters harmlessly." When I asked about the salary, he said with an expressionless face: "Establishment, high salary, national resources, and - my 24-hour personal protection, mandatory 'strategic level emotional binding'". I was confused: "What is binding?" Dr. Chen added: "If the resonance is not enough, you will be assimilated by the ghost story and become an inhuman monster." Qin Lu suddenly grabbed my wrist: "So, don't even think about escaping." Later I understood, what is the task of binding? He would secretly buy me strawberry candies, shout "Lin Su, hide behind me" when I was surrounded by ghost stories, and even changed the rule of "one person must die" to "must marry her" in "Wedding Ghost Stories". I looked at the red tips of his ears and said, "King of Hell, are you pretending to be a public servant for personal gain?" He grabbed the back of my head and said in a hoarse voice, "Yes, I have thought about you since the first time I saw you."