Dumped for another guy, fired by my company, and kicked out by my landlord, I had just 83 yuan to my name.
Then I was suddenly bound to the Cashback for Everyone app: every time I transfer money to someone, I get back 1,000 times whatever they spend!
I immediately sent 83 yuan to my most despicable coworker. He bought a cup of milk tea, and 83,000 yuan landed in my account!
From then on, I began taking revenge by throwing money around:
I sent 100 million to a delivery guy so he could buy out an entire street!
I tipped a female streamer 1 billion, and the platform's servers crashed on the spot!
I sent 10 billion to the biggest arms dealer in Eagleland so he'd buy up all our drones!
The Eagleland Treasury made an urgent late-night announcement: Who on earth is deliberately shorting the US dollar?!
