I'm trapped in a Rules-Based Horror World, but I've got a "System" that lets me cash in on every deal.
Other chosen ones are hunted by the supernatural, while I chase after it asking, "Hey, can I get a discount on this murder service?"
A midnight phone call comes in, and I discuss monthly subscription plans with it.
A ghostly figure in the mirror comes to claim my life, so I tell it to get a membership card and unlock a new skin.
The Lord of the Horrors finally loses patience and shows up in person to crush me like an insect.
I flash the Supreme VIP card I redeemed from the points shop. "Boss, if I top up a hundred grand, do I get a free curse bundle?"
It falls silent for a moment, then bows respectfully. "...Would you like a receipt?"
