My dad is a financial tycoon who controls the lifeblood of the global economy. My mother, a stunningly beautiful actress, is so merciless when it comes to winning awards. My brother is a talented painter. His works were collected by the Louvre when he was four years old. Even Wang Ma in the family is a retired Bajiquan master. And me? An idiot who can't even understand addition and subtraction within ten.
