The night I sneaked into the enemy's military camp, I met Xiao Ce riding alone and breaking into the camp.
He was stunned when he opened my veil and said, "Woman?"
I pressed the poisonous needle of my hairpin against his Adam's apple: "Your Highness, do you still have erotic pictures hidden under your armor?"
Later, in the Jinluan Palace, he blocked all the impeachments for me: "If Pavilion Master Shen wanted to kill me, he would have thrust the knife three inches closer to my pillow last night."
I smiled and took off his dragon robe: "Wrong - it's two inches and nine minutes."
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