So Much for Being Reborn in Journey to the West: What’s With the Spider Cave Foot Massage Parlor?
A younger brother still in school, a dad with a gambling problem, a sick mom, and a broken family. You have none of those. After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, you find yourself, a mere mortal, right in the heart of the demons’ lair: Spider Cave. The good news is that Spider Cave has gone commercial. The bad news is that you’re part of the business, too. At first, you refuse to work as a foot massage therapist, until you discover that every time one of your customers leaves looking satisfied, you can gain cultivation from the great demons and immortals who come to spend their money. Fine, fine! Walking, sitting, lying down, and standing can all be Zen, and foot massage is a path, too! “Could it be that with the Great Sage gone from the Journey to the West, the foot massage parlor will turn out a true immortal?”