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Novel introduction: "The Gods' Guide to Reemployment"
Who should you pray to when your final exam paper is more despairing than Ragnarok?
The answer is: don't pray, just scan the QR code and place an order!
Odin, the father of the gods who once ruled the nine realms, is now facing a mid-life crisis that is more heart-warming than the flames of Surtur - the divine realm has streamlined its workforce, and he has been kicked down to the mortal world and reemployed. Due to the need to make a living (and the dream of saving enough pension to move back to Asgard), he opened "Gods Consulting Co., Ltd." On an inconspicuous side street in Copenhagen.
The main business includes but is not limited to:
· Thor's hammer precision strike (Want to make an ion perm for the school building? Free shipping, dear!)
· Special offer for the Fountain of Wisdom examination (exclusively revealed three original final questions, just memorize them, no need to be interviewed by the Education Bureau after the sale)
· Youth Goddess Eden's Apple (beautifies the skin and delays aging, but may have the side effect of falling in love with oneself)
The list of employees is even more heavyweight: the former God of Thunder, Thor, works part-time as a food delivery guy, the eternal gun Gungnir is reduced to an umbrella stand, and the two divine wolves Gurley and Flicki's main jobs are to look after the door and act cute.
Until a desperate middle school student opened the door and asked in a trembling voice: "Can you use Mjolnir... To smash my final exam?"
Odin handed over the quotation with a serious face: "Partial lightning strike classroom, basic model is 9998 euros. By the way, do you need 'Twilight of the Gods' level destruction evidence services? You have to pay extra."
When myths become service industries, when making a wish requires a clear price tag...
