Jiang Miao, the former internet scroll king, was involved in ICU after three years of 007. When he opened his eyes again, he had become the worst tool of the year in the world of immortality——
His Dantian was broken into a QR code, his cultivation was cleared and reopened, he lived in a leaky and dangerous house, and ate only grains of rice. Even the meal delivery man dared to look at him: "Trash, you understand?"
I wanted to wait for death, but the system fell from the sky and forcibly bound:
"The crazier the apprentice criticizes, the more cheating the host will be; shock value = blood pack recovery, pushing all the way, it will be so exciting!"
Jiang Miao sat up in shock as he was dying on the spot: Help me up, I can still roll!
So, he picked up a few strange animals that "absolutely no one wanted" from the garbage pits of various sects -
No. 1: The sealed human crown prince, his spiritual power has returned to zero, his poisonous tongue is MAX, and he can anger people to death with just one mouth;
No. 2: The Fox Clan Emperor with backlash from her charming bones, her beauty is as good as the sky, and all the male cultivators in the room died together when she was released;
No. 3: Descendants of the Barbarian God who are so stupid that they are disconnected. I check myself three times a day: Are I hungry? Can it be eaten? Can I eat it again?
Other people's masters are taking classes: cross-legged, meditating, vest method, and the spirit of immortality is flowing.
Jiang Miao attends class: the ninth set of radio gymnastics warm-up, Ma-Zhe dialectics to break the inner demons, SWOT business model to seize the territory, KPI to assess the shock value of the disciples.
A few years later, the enemy Immortal Lord led a hundred thousand geniuses to block the gate of the mountain and laughed at them as a waste concentration camp.
Jiang Miao looked at the shock bar in the system and lazily drew his sword:
"Children, stretch your muscles and remember - keep your breath, don't be beaten to death."
On that day, the entire immortal world collectively broke their guard: It turns out that the trash is actually me!
No cp, cultivation system
