I transmigrated into an angst novel as the heroine. According to the plot, today the male lead was supposed to send me to a psychiatric hospital.
When the doctor approached with a syringe, I suddenly remembered a viral Douyin joke.
I gazed adoringly at the male lead and sang, “Hubby, hubby, mwah~ One mwah on the left~”
The male lead’s expression crumpled. “Can you act normal?”
I kept going. “A reckless deer crashed right into my heart~”
The doctor’s hand shook, and the syringe hit the floor. The male lead bolted through the door.
Three days later, he came back with red-rimmed eyes. “Say that line to me again...”
The entire hospital staff held an emergency meeting that night: which one of them should they treat?
