Do you think you can become a prince or prime minister in ancient times with a mobile phone and mathematics, physics and chemistry?
——The lice here are stronger than the WiFi signal. If you drink raw water, you may die in three days.
The calculus you learned cannot be exchanged for half a bucket of millet, and your Mandarin will only be regarded as a Japanese pirate spy!
This is a hard-core survival record of "reverse time travel".
Each chapter focuses on an ancient daily life that is beautified by Shuangwen:
When you are so hungry that you chew the bark of a tree, you will understand that the phrase "struck locust leaves when hungry in spring" in "Essentials for Elevating the People" is not an idyllic poem;
When you are sent to the government because of your "fancy clothes" as a time traveler, you will know that "the crime of subduing a demon" in "Tang Law Review" can be punished with exile;
When you use modern medicine to save people but are criticized as "witchcraft", you finally understand why the "Zoxin soil" and "child's feces" in Dunhuang prescriptions are life-saving straws...
Textual Research Party Ecstasy｜Literature Easter Egg
• Restore the taste of two meals of moldy millet during a solar eclipse for garrison soldiers from the Han Slips "Records of the Daily Life of Field Soldiers"
• Use the Southern Song Dynasty's "Ming Gong Shu Juan Qing Ming Collection" to expose the scam of "traveling and doing business to get rich"
• Use the report of bone disease in the tombs of civilians in the Tang Dynasty in Luoyang to reveal the truth that the average life expectancy is only 35 years old
Why is this called a "survival guide"?
The protagonist has no golden fingers, only lessons of blood and tears:
Tried to "invent cement" and was blackmailed by official craftsmen? Deserve it!
Do you want to "become famous with poetry" but don't know how to avoid the emperor's taboo? Hit the board!
Until he learned to wash his hair with plant ashes, knelt down to the old farmer to beg for identification of rice, and changed the household registration of Li Zheng's cattle and horses——
Only then could he barely survive and become an unknown speck of dust in the history books.
Read warning
△ Not a cool article! No system! No harem!
△ Independent small theater for each chapter + appendix of hard-core historical materials
△ Dual-track verification of archaeological reports and ancient documents
When fantasy is crushed into dust,
It is from the cracks that real history sprouts its fangs.
