Li Mo transmigrates into the Primordial World, ready to slaughter his way across it.
But Mount Buzhou turns out to be a space elevator, the Three Pure Ones are corporate presidents, and innate spiritual treasures have to be procured through competitive bidding.
And he? He's a wage slave in a human factory, saddled with KPIs, where merit points matter more than life itself.
[Ding! Today's spiritual energy absorption target: 0/100. Failure to meet it will result in merit point deductions!]
Watching his coworkers "Hou Yi" and "Chi You" frantically outcompete each other for perfect attendance bonuses, Li Mo snaps.
How is this cultivation? I know this kind of corporate grind all too well!
While the Chan Sect relies on technological monopolies, the Jie Sect offers handcrafted custom goods, and Buddhism outsources its labor,
Li Mo and his human startup go on a rampage!
"ImmortalNet Takeout," delivered straight to your cave abode!
"Magic Treasure Blind Boxes," a gambler's dream!
"Merit Funds," short the corporate giants!
Yuanshi Tianzun slams the table at a financial review meeting: "Investigate! Who's disrupting the market?"
Tongtian Jiaozhu stares at the franchise application, deep in thought: "This young man accepts students without distinction. He belongs in my Jie Sect!"
Lady Nuwa herself calls to offer an investment: "Young man, I'm backing your project!"
Just as Li Mo thinks he's about to go public and reach the peak of his life,
a Heaven's Dao alert pops up: [Warning: The immeasurable calamity (a major economic crisis) is approaching. The Ruins' Annihilation (a cosmic disaster) is drawing near at an accelerated rate...]
Should he grab his cash and run, or...
Li Mo looks back at the countless comrades behind him and lights the first spark of their cause.
"This time, we're writing the IPO prospectus for the human race!"
[Corporate Drone Comeback + Hilarious Memes + Hard-Core Business Warfare + Passion for Country and People]
There are no saviors here, only a group of workers who don't want to be wage slaves anymore!
