Journey to the West: the Monkey Smashed My Tofu Project at the Beginning

Good news: I, Su Ming, the servant of Heavenly Court, have been greedy for three thousand years, and finally saved up to 30,000 high-grade spiritual stones, and am ready to retire! Bad news: The monkey came and turned my crappy project into a public art piece with a stick! Even worse news: My golden finger [Tiandao Corruption System] spends money more ruthlessly than me! Facing the monkey's dazzling eyes, I thought I was dead. The system made me spend 10,000 points of anger, fake the scene, and disguise ordinary iron as fairy steel. As a result, the monkey smashed it through with a stick, pointed at the rust and asked me what the original ecology of TM is! All the immortal officials said: "Everyone has taken the stolen goods, now they are going to confiscate the house and destroy the whole family!" Facing the three-party trial, I thought I was going to be executed in front of the court. The system made me gain another 5,000 krypton points. I made a photo on the spot and forged a "memorandum of cooperation" with Mr. Huo Dexing. As a result, Mr. Huo Dexing was forced to admit it and praised me for being "courageous, responsible, and wearing Thai pants!" Leibu Tianzun: "??? This script is wrong!" I thought I could finally breathe. As a result, Sun Wukong blocked the door of my house with a stick, and said quietly: "Your theory of 'mysterious yin restrains celestial steel' is interesting. Can you tell me more about it?" Me (on the verge of tears): "System! Help! Why does this monkey even provide after-school tutoring!