For the Sake of KPI, I Led Ying Zheng and Li Bai to Do Live Broadcasts

It was only after I died that I discovered that KPIs are also included in heaven and earth. The King of Hell dragged me and cried: "The re-employment rate is not up to standard, we all have to deduct merit!" So I was forced to lead Qin Shihuang to deliver the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, and Li Bai held a complaint meeting. As a result, all the projects were rejected, and Ying Zheng was almost driven out of his mind by complaints. Just when I was desperate, the King of Hell thrust a copy of "The Autobiography of Sun Wukong" into my hands: "Go! Sign this monkey for live broadcast——" I asked in a trembling voice, "Can the Great Sage agree?" The King of Hell showed a capitalist smile: "Tell him, guaranteed to blow up ten flat peach orchards." ---