For the KPI, I Livestream with Qin Shi Huang and Li Bai

Only after I died did I discover that Heaven and the Underworld were caught up in KPI madness too.

The King of Hell clutched me and wept: “If our reemployment rate doesn't meet the target, we'll all lose merit points!”

So I was forced to help Qin Shi Huang start a terracotta warrior delivery service and have Li Bai host a roast session.

The projects all flopped, and Ying Zheng nearly got so many complaints he was scattered to the winds.

Just as I was despairing, the King of Hell shoved a book into my hands: The Autobiography of Sun Wukong. “Go! Sign this monkey up for livestreaming, ”

I asked in a trembling voice, “Will Great Sage agree?”

The King of Hell flashed a capitalist's smile. “Tell him we'll guarantee he gets to smash ten Peach Gardens.”