I, Li Shimin, transmigrated.
The moment I opened my eyes, Wei Zheng was slaying a dragon, the underworld was demanding my life, and the Journey to the West script lay open before me.
The Buddha wants to harvest the faith of all my Tang subjects with a pilgrimage to fetch the scriptures? What a grand scheme!
But this time, I'm the one moving the pieces.
“Tell the Tathagata I may accept the scriptures. But you must deliver them to me in person!”
I sent Xuanzang on his way with an army for the western campaign. Sun Wukong became my Great Sage Equal to Heaven general, and Tang dragon banners flew along the entire journey west.
When the armies of Vulture Peak reached my gates, a million battle-hardened Tang warriors stood behind me, mortals whose strength rivaled the gods.
I raised my sword to the heavens. “Either sit down and negotiate with my civilization, or I, the emperor, will become the great calamity!”
The Buddha trembled with fear, and the Jade Emperor cried out in fury: “You don't want eternal life? You don't want to move mountains and fill seas? You don't want your realm to endure forever? What do you want?”
“I want every subject of my Tang to become a dragon! Southern Jambudvipa! Long live the people!”
To be honest, it's really cool, but Lishan Mother, it belongs to Taoism, what is it called Bodhisattva, and Li Shimin recognizes Lao Tzu, and Li Er is his ancestor. Although it is hard to say whether they are related or not, but the meaning is in place anyway, and logically speaking, he will help. I suggest you say it before. If it is more serious, don't look at it. It's really cool to tell the truth. But the problem is that you are really a bit historically illiterate. I suggest you search for the relationship between Taishang Laojun and the Tang Dynasty.
Shuang Wen Shuang is over, don't worry about this and that! 💕