The Whole Internet Is Begging Me to Stop! I Really Don't Want to Be This Immortal Venerable!
Other people who transmigrate into the cultivation world are either chosen heroes or good-for-nothings who rise to greatness. Lin Xianyu, on the other hand, starts out in hell mode, bound to an [Automatic Cultivation System].
He thinks he'll be able to coast to victory and breeze along the path to immortality. But the System is a master of stirring up trouble, and its cultivation methods are all about public humiliation!
Drawing in spiritual energy? First, dance to the square-dance hit “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style,” with the music blaring and the moves on point, until the whole sect comes to watch.
Making pills? The System thinks the recipes are bland and insists on adding “spicy flavor” and “stinky tofu juice.” Exploding the furnace is routine, and the stench lives on forever.
Seeking treasures in a secret realm? The navigation system only leads him to the founding patriarch's dentures and the Demon Venerable's underwear. His teammates flee in terror, and his enemies all file complaints.
The sect tournament? Everyone else flies on their swords, while he dances to “Subject Three” until his opponents lose their minds. The judging elder trembles as he comments, “This child... his fighting style seems to follow some kind of rhythmic Dao?”
Surviving tribulation and ascending to immortality? He livestreams it with “Good Luck Is Coming” as the BGM, then uses the lightning to roast sweet potatoes. The Heavenly Dao can't take it anymore and personally begs him: “Ascend already! We'll reimburse your travel expenses!”
From “Dancing Immortal Maiden” to “The Bane of Mission Givers,” from “Purifier of the Demon Realm” to “Untouchable Taboo,” every step Lin Xianyu takes is another reckless test of the limits of public humiliation.
Meanwhile, the System coldly announces inside his head: [Analysis complete. The Host's “sense of shame” module has been damaged. Continuing to stir up trouble is recommended, as it will help elevate the Great Dao.]
Lin Xianyu: “I just wanted to be a quiet cultivator, but you turned me into a laughingstock throughout the Three Realms, System!”
The main feature is that it is funny
The male protagonist's soul passes through, social life and death are adjusted, funny scenes