[Absurd Three Kingdoms + Multiple Heroines + Liu Bei Reborn] [A Fun Ride, the System Rarely Appears]
“Quick, go invite Zhuge Kongming! I’m going to watch over him day and night and see him grow up!”
A young man surnamed Liu shouted in Lousang Village.
The brilliant Fang Chang exploited a System bug to pass himself off as an immortal and bring Liu Bei back from the brink of death at Baidi City, before the Oath of the Peach Garden. With an immortal’s help, surely Liu Bei wouldn’t get beaten into “Liu the Runner” again in this second life!
“The immortal has granted me Furongwang cigarettes. Now I can restore the Han without losing my way!”
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei brought out their treasured Furongwang cigarettes, their faces full of admiration!
“For so long, the world has misunderstood me. No one could understand my interests. Only my worthy younger brother Fang Chang can truly be called a kindred spirit!” said Cao Cao, founder of the Jian’an literary style.
“Some immortal, my foot! Fang Chang is a total scammer. He even exploits me, a teenage child laborer!” said Zhuge Liang, the Han’s famous child prodigy and trendsetter of the Shamate style.
“All the beauties under heaven have fallen into Fang Chang’s hands. This is truly a calamity for the Han!” said an anonymous passerby, Mr. Zhou, tears streaming down his face as if remembering the past!
Reporting for you, Wang Teng, adopted son of Fang Chang and special correspondent for the Xuande Commune
