My name is Rainbow Dash, I'm three and a half years old, and I just took my pets down the mountain to find a home.
My Samoyed can suck up a demonic realm in one sitting.
My little hamster can blow the evil spirit's head off with one punch.
My parrot can use the laws of time and space to help me watch cartoons on TV.
Today, we met a human brother who was injured but very good-looking.
I pulled the corner of his clothes and handed him the most powerful Tamagotchi: "Brother, this is for you. Can you be my father?"
I looked at my brother's cracked expression and the screams of the pets in my mind, "You can't do it! That's the World-Destroying Dragon!" And I tilted my head in confusion.
