My Lazy, Sweet Wife Is Super Fertile: The God of War General Grabs Her by the Waist and Kisses Her

After transmigrating into the body of a difficult ex-wife, I discover that the soldiers on the frontier are all a little strange.

[Chang Yu’s perspective]

What is this woman up to now? She knows military strategy? She can practice medicine? And the food she makes... is delicious.

No, she must be a spy sent by the enemy kingdom! I have to keep a close eye on her!

Wait, how does she know I had my leg crippled in my previous life? Was she reborn too?!

[Chen Hu’s perspective]

The madam is a delicate young lady from the capital. She’ll surely be a burden to the general.

...The madam’s scallion-oil noodles are the best in the world!

...The madam saved everyone in the camp with just one sentence!

...The madam is a divine being! Anyone who badmouths her will have to answer to me!

[Enemy general Tuoba Lie’s perspective]

What’s so special about a woman from the Central Plains?

Why are her tactics so vicious? She’s decimating my troops!

Interesting. I want this woman for myself! Whatever Chang Yu gives her, I’ll give her twice as much!

Me, looking completely bewildered: “I didn’t even do anything?”

System notification: Without realizing it, you have become the beloved and the thorn in the side of all three factions.

Me: “...” Help!