Global Paranormal Transformation: I’m a Supernatural Matchmaker

Urgent notice! The most sought-after profession since the global supernatural upheaval has arrived: a matchmaker for the supernatural realm. That’s me.

Our mission: to cure all kinds of “singledom” and solve the problems caused by an excess of supernatural singles. Our current clients are all supernatural elite with short tempers, unconventional looks, and rather avant-garde behavior.

Success stories: I just sent off a hanging ghost with a neck that could perform stretches, and a long-tongued ghost lady whose tongue was more nimble than a nine-section whip.

The two hit it off during an in-depth conversation. It was love at first sight, and the scene was heartwarming and surreal in equal measure.

Now the pressure’s on me, because the big shots of the supernatural world are already booked through next year.

So, are there any brave human friends willing to go on a blind date for the sake of world peace?

Guaranteed match, guaranteed safe, guaranteed… alive?